Complaints and Grieveances...
Few things have been pissing me off lately, so in my best George Carlin-esque manner i'm gonna mention em...
These godamned phone commercials for "text 690 to get the sexy Samantha wallpaper for your phone today!"....I can't excatly verbalize how they annoy me so....but oh do they...it's just so white trashy it makes me wanna rip my arm off and beat the people who thought these things up with it. Maybe I need to watch other channels, but I don't want to. I like the channels...why can't they just have Geico commercials or something? At least those are enjoyable...they avtually make me want to use the phone for something good...not "texting 233 for the Flava Flav ringtone."
While we're on the TV subject....I love my TV more then 98% of my family members. Why is it treating me badly? I don't want to see any more reality shows. Ever. Period. They have a reality show now for everything from People to stuck in a hot air ballon for 6 months to people jerking off inside a broom closet. It really needs to end. I've had more then enough, and pretty soon the lil vein in my head is gonna pop. I don't know who's worse at it...FOX or MTV....If you ask me, it's damn near unethical to have a kid pick her biologial father out of a group of 7 or 8 50-somethings after being a adopted most her life. It's also bad to see no talent "celebrities" show us that our socks have a higher I.Q. then them. It's a shame also to see good celeb's make a dumb descion and go on one of these crap spewers. Just cause you don't make a movie for 5 or 6 years doesn't mean your career is over. Micheal Keaton is excellent proof of this. He did pretty much nothing for a few years after Batman and he didn't wind up in a beach house with Sir Mix A lot and Corey Feldman, and look at him now....Keatons havin a comeback.
Last thing.. At first when Tom and the Myspace crew announced that Group Bullitens would be on the main page...I didn't really care cause I figured it wouldn't really be noticable. But now...oh shit...man...If I have to see one more 17 year old with 50 pounds of makeup beg "Add me!! please add me!!" I'm gonna go postal. It's beyond annoying now...it's gotten into the area that makes me wanna send a bunch of angry horny rabbits to their house. I don't know why I choose this punishment, but it seems ideal at the moment. Do they really need attention that badly? C'mon....you're 17....you have 394 friends, of which you probably talk to 4....why, oh why do you need more? Is it some kinda contest that if you get more friends you get money or you get to find out who killed JFK or something? Please let me know what is so important about this. And while we're still on the Myspace topic...do people even read profiles anymore...or am I one of the only ones? I read them. Some people don't apparently cause I'm getting 12 year old stoner kids from Jeresey asking to be my friend. They should make a few friends in rehab first. Then i'll not consider being their friend a lil more.
Ok, thats it i'm done for now. Felt good that did. Yoda I'm not. Stop talking like him I should.