I am a softy. I love Santa. I love Christmas. Thanks for joining in. Come back again as I'll be posting more. Now go eat Turkey 

If your Christmas tree sings, consult your doctor. Side effects may include eggnog,tinsel,holly,snowballs&tidings of good joy.

Indina Minzel has A Superman style jawline. She could cut metal with that thing. 

Fake trees suck. 

Of course Al Roker is introducing the dough boy balloon. 

Coke is a dick to birds. 

"How can we make people hate Jimmy Fallon even more? "

Dinosaur balloon... Jeff Goldblum must be nearby. Must go faster. 

Cracker Barrel float? What would Brad's wife think about this? 

Only South Dakota gets a float? That's state-ist.

Even Micheal Keaton couldn't control these balloons. 

Today on"NBC tries ghetto.."

Miss America is still a thing? 

I want those jumpy shoes but I think we all know that'd end with me in the ER

Debbie Gibson? Where's Tiffany? 

A LEGO float?! Ok I'm sold. 

These things should not be flying 

Little kids actually like this....?

That's far too many bowling puns.

Mayhem kicking Tina Fey is creepy. 

Did she just say "cockarot"?

Where's the MLB float? Im sure the Astros would live to watch that.

Anna Kendrick is the female version of Peyton Manning. I'm pretty sure I could get her to shill for LCPhotowerx...hmmmm...

If black Friday is a magical time... does that make Tahiti...

Doesn't look perfectly safe. 

Is there a benefit to having a headset mic or do you just want to look like your in contact with mission control? 

They can't control that thing

Kelly Rowland is lip synching right now. Girl you know its,girl you know its, girl you know its...

There's only one transforming plane I beehive in and that is Jetfire from Transformers. Fuck you starscream 

Jolly green giant knows where his hoes at.

Astronauts on a parade route should be a normal thing.

Technology ruins things. 

Ya know,one of these years a rockette is gonna kick herself in the face and it'll be a goddamn national tragedy. 

The wind is clearly wreaking havoc with this girl's performance but she's trooping through. Good on her. 

Al Roker being chased by butter is an actual nightmare. 

That was clearly canned laughter 

Those balloon handlers are gonna be sore tomorrow. 

Hades town,also known as Chicago. 

Hockey players assaulting al roker is something I didn't know I needed in my life. 

Someone corral al Roker please 

Has Al Roker been confirmed for Crisis On Infinite Earths yet?

Is she like..nailed to the floor?

Had anyone asked Celine Dion her thoughts on whether or not Jack&Rose could have both fit on that damn door?

Its like"Hot Topic: the musical! "

Hah, even Beetlejuice hates pumpkin spice 

Peta is triggered. 

This song brings back PTSD memories from that damn sign language class.

Justin "I was almost Oliver Queen" Hartley 

Holiday season began like 8months ago girl. 

Nice to see Steve Urkel land on his feet. 

Why aren't they starting by calling in LLLLEEERRROOOYYYY JJJJEEEEENNNKKKKKKIIIIIINNNSSSSS!!!!!@???

Jeez its windy out.