I just discovered I can spell Blue like this: Bloo Hah.World domination is one step closer.Suck it Martha.

I'm licking Marshmallows off a paper plate....just when you thought a human couldnt get any more bored....

Wow...I hate being sick.It happens every March or April,like clockwork,And WHAM! it's here again.Stupid cold.Stupid spring.I feel like I just lost 15 boxing matches.And now i'm waiting for this stupid friggin medication to work so I can at least get some damn sleep.Dammit.I hate being alone.Dammit...I got post-it note stuck on my sock...