I will now continue on my rant about how bad the Weather Channel has gotten among other things.

We currently have 2...no wait...3....or is it 4....tropical entities, namely 2 hurricanes in the Atlantic right now, one of which is a CAT4, or as Henry Rollins would put it, "Hurricane Motherfucker" type storm. Is the WEATHER CHANNEL covering this? Not right now....they're showing what it would be like "if" an Earthquake would strike Las Vegas.

I don't care about that. I'm pretty sure no one in Vegas even cares about that. What they probably care about is "will this stack of 50's look better on a craps table or in a hookers g-string?"

What it shows, instead of hurricane coverage, hell instead of earthquake footage, is a video of Vegas that someone shook like an etch a sketch. How is this relevant?!?!?!?!?!?!

I want to know about the hurricane, and I want to know if it's gonna hit the Carolina coast, which is what it looks like may happen, or if it's gonna come up here give me the chance to go out and get a surfboard, which also may happen.

I want a surfboard anyway. Not really to surf, because lets face it, thats just a recipe for disaster, but just to have it. I have a whole list of things I want to have, it's on Amazon.com

On this list I happen to have a nail gun. This I could really have some fun(damage)with. It'd have to come with a keen holster though, and when I wore it, i'd get all(none)the ladies.