Indina Minzel has A Superman style jawline. She could cut metal with that thing. 

Fake trees suck. 

Of course Al Roker is introducing the dough boy balloon. 

Coke is a dick to birds. 

"How can we make people hate Jimmy Fallon even more? "

Dinosaur balloon... Jeff Goldblum must be nearby. Must go faster. 

Cracker Barrel float? What would Brad's wife think about this? 

Only South Dakota gets a float? That's state-ist.

Even Micheal Keaton couldn't control these balloons. 

Today on"NBC tries ghetto.."

Miss America is still a thing? 

I want those jumpy shoes but I think we all know that'd end with me in the ER

Debbie Gibson? Where's Tiffany? 

A LEGO float?! Ok I'm sold. 

These things should not be flying 

Little kids actually like this....?

That's far too many bowling puns.

Mayhem kicking Tina Fey is creepy. 

Did she just say "cockarot"?

Where's the MLB float? Im sure the Astros would live to watch that.