Sunday, April 13, 2003


Ok,I'm gonna have to give it to Jessica Lynch here.She took bullets in the legs,and arm,broke both legs and her arm and was fightin with all her fellow soliders dying around her.That's fucking one tough girl.





So...tired...why must world hate me...why.....


Tuesday, April 08, 2003

I'm watching the blooper reel for episode 2 and freakin Hayden Christensen can't stand up straight hlaf the time! It's almost like hes a drunken Jedi!!


Monday, April 07, 2003


Is there something about gravity on the big tracks that Ryan Newman can't comprehend? Yuor suppsoed to keep all 4 wheels on the ground at all times!




Yea..it's April..and it's snowing again...this is really getting repetitively annoying...damn friggin cold frozen snow...Stupid winter.

Some guy came in the store today and bitched that he didn't get a discount that he wanted.Y'see, he claims he was in the Army, so apparently he thinks hes entitled to a discount. Boss Lady Katie and Larry showed him. Score one for the geek squad!!

Sunday, April 06, 2003

Fucking daylight savings time! Why can't it stay 2:30 am?! Pizzlefuck!
Lessee....Work..is OK. Apparently were hiring an intern. Insert Lewinsky joke here. I work with 2 fat mangers, 1 small manager, 1 egotistical manger, one hairy manager and one quiet psycho one. I swear,the store is a reality TV show waiting to happen. There are no normal people that work in this store, which is a good thing. Between the one "evil" girl and the guy who hangs out there as much as I used to, i'm sure FOX or MTV will want to pick this up real soon.

TV...good...SNL,however isn't as funny for some reason, with of course the exception of Weekend Update. Third Watch showed a promo for the rest of the season, and there was a voice over that said "One of their own won't be coming back" which bugs and bums me out. If it's Carlos I won't be as upset, but my gut tells me it's gonna be Jimmy.

You should all go to my college too. You can enjoy the wonders of the, "Aching ass chairs" and the "Grease, with Chicken on the side". Perhaps you'd like to play a game of "Find a light source on campus after dark."

Tuesday, April 01, 2003

Yea, by the way...DC is cancelling another book...this time it's Power Company, which aside from Tom Grummet's amazing pencils, is not that great a book..

Also...when at work yesterday,there was a printed email from John Byrne on the counter. Byrne is pissed that his book, "Lab Rats" didn't sell. He blames comic stores for not pushing the book, and compares us to car salespeople, basically saying that comics are like cars and employees of the store like car salespeople.We are comic shop employees. We sell comics John, I see no similarity between us and car salespeople. It's not our fault that you put out crap, it's not our fault that people pick it up and vomit. People ask us what's hot and selling,we tell them what's hot and selling. People ask us what we like, and we tell them what we like. How does it help us if we recommend a book we don't like and then someone comes back and returns it? Half the time,the customers pick what they like and don't even listen to our opinions, which is good - it's their money. There is a guy who comes in to the store every week and buys anything having to do with Wolverine. I joke with him and tell him, "Wolverine is lame and sucky",and that doesn't stop him. People told me Young Justice was crap, I ignored them and kept buying.

So Byrne should be blaming himself for producing crap, not us.I was looking at some of his Wonder Woman covers when I was filing back issues,and on some of them, I can't tell if it's Wonder Woman or Dee Snider with black hair,. Byrne needs to quit his bitching and find a better line of work, perhaps as a car salesman..
Celine Dion on Chrysler commercials makes me wanna get a Chrysler and crash it into her house.sure it may sound mean,but you damn well know you wanna do it.