Why can't I find a job? All I want is a...what the hell kinda name is "Topanga"?..Yea,watching "Best Week Ever" still...anyway..all I want is a damn boring ass office job to fill time till the FDNY test. Is that so hard to find now?

We got a 2004 Pontiac Grand Prix by the way. My favorite car. Now if I could only drive it.