Cameron Diaz wins the "Best dance" award and brings a sweetloaf up to the podium with her.Not her rump,an actual sweetloaf.

Adam Sandler is the man.

Whay are the only somewhat entertaing commercials Volkswagen ad's?

Dave Matthews looks like a young Bob Sagget.I forsee this as being bad for Dave's career.

Dave Matthew's band.Finally some good music,and shut up all of you who don't like him,he's got some damn good music.He twitches to much though.

Piper Perabo...waaaaa

For a white guy,Jimmy Fallon does a good Chris Rock impression.

There's a Target commercial on now.Theres a guy on a jungle gym with Target shorts.Is it really a good idea to have a guy on a jungle gym with shorts that have little bullseyes all over em'?

Only MTV would let Jim Carrey accept his award telepathicly.

Ghostbusters refrence on MTV! WoooHooo!!!!!

Spider Man movie commercial.Still looks like crap.I'm probably gonna see it anyway though.I'm gonna wear one of my Green Lantern shirts.Most likely the Hal one.Why? I went to the X-men movie wearing a Superman shirt and a Batman hat.For pure spite.

besides the fact i hate 99.9% of pop music,rap and r&b,I have to say that that "lady marmalde" song is by far the most annoyign thing i've heard in quite a while.And quoting SNL'S Tina Fey: "Christina Augliera? Dee Snider called.He want's his hair back."

In case you didn't know,i'm watching the 2001 MTV movie awards.Why? How the hell should I know? I'm goddamned bored.

Woowwwww....It's 8pm already?! Damn daylight savings time.Damn MTV's 7 hour long commercial breaks.

I just saw a preview for the movie "Changing Lanes" with Samuel L. Jackson and Ben Affleck.Looks good.But I was just reminded of something.Ben Affleck is gonna be in the Daredevil movie.Eh...ok.Jennifer Garner is gonna play Elktra.Eh..Better.But Michael Clarke Duncan as Kingpin is just wrong in so many way's.At least Sam Jackson as Mace Windu in Star Wars is a good choice.I hope he get's to say "Use the force,bitch!"

I know I said MTV sucks,but besides the Osbournes,there are 2 reasons I know like MTV.8 Line dancing monkeys and Shannon Elizabeth's "top" at the MTV movie awards.

Hello? Is anyone there...............? anyone? ...?

A&W is by far the best food on Staten Island.Just though i'd clarify that.Oh,and I broke with my usual way yesterday and picked up a Marvel book.Deadline.It's about some reporter girl who doesn't like superheroes or as she calls them,"capes".On my 1-10 scale,10 being really freakin good,I'd give this a 4 or 5.The art was hit and miss.The Cover artist,Greg Horn however was really good.If he did the rest of the art in the comic,i'd give the book at least a 7.

New Comics..Goooood.Young Justice.....Gooood.Ed McGuiness....Goooood.Garlic Knots.....Goooood.Yankees winning....Goooood.Today....Gooood.

I woke up today,got dressed and went to Hanley's like I do every wednesday to get my comics.I checked the weather first,75 degrees and Sunny."Awesome",I say.So I decide to wear my Ghostbusters ringer.I got to the train station 4 blocks away,and just as i'm about to get on the train,I look up.Cloudy."Must just be passing over",I think to myself.So,i'm hanging out in Hanley's and I llok outside again.It's getting dark.I look at my watch and it says 5:00pm.Then it gets sick windy.Then it starts to rain.Then it stops and it's sunny,the it gets dark again,then sunny,then dark with a torrential downpour.Damn el nino.And I couldn't even get my comics casue the holiday delayed the shipment.It's good anyway,caus I don't want the comics to get wet.Anyway,I came home soaked.But it's all good in a few minutes cause "That 80's show" is on!!!! Kick ass!!