So,i'm watching Saturday Night Live,and Derek Jeter is the host.They had him sing,and then they had him dress in drag.And to top that off,they had David Wells and David Cone,also dressed in drag.There is nothing scarier then a fat man in drag.But hell,that jsut proves what good sports us New Yorkers are.What other sports team would do this? None,that's cause no one can surpase the sheer awesomeness that is the New York Yankees.

It's friday night.Actually no...it's Saturday morning....and my arm still hurts.It's been hurting since thursday afternoon.I don't know why.I can barely type.But I still am.Why? I'm a glutton for punishment I suppose.I'm freakin bored too.Booooored.Can't think of much else to say,so,i'll put up a "Quote of the day".Here goes...... "The human race has one really effective weapon,and that is laughter."-Mark Twain

"I have made good judgements in the past.I hve made good judgements in the future." -George W. Bush I think Moby put it best when he said "Four years of an evil idiot."

It's 1:30 am,and I just thought of something....If Sony sells the Ghostbusters rights to me,I can make the third movie.It's so simple.So if anyone from Sony is reading this,Sell me the Ghostbusters franchise rights dammit!!! Even the damn Academy awards recognized Ghostbusters!

92.3fm K-Rock NYC.Besides the fact it's form NYC,theres another reason why K-Rock well....rocks.The DJ's.Here's one of the thing's i'll always remember. Cane:"Guess why Creed is cancelling a few shows from their new tour?"
Cabby:"Is it becasue Scott Stapp is a dick?"
Cane:"No,it's because they are filming a new video"
Cabby:"Are you sure it's not becasue Scott Stapp is a huge dick!?!?"

This proves that Mtv didnt kill the radio star,they just mad the radio star more daring and I think it came out better.Besides,96% of what's on MTV sucks anyway.

Ahh...I love NASCAR.Everyone who hates it and is reading this should shut up now.At the NASCAR busch series race today(this is like the minor leagues for racing)They were racing at Bristol,which is like smallest track,and there were a lot of wrecks,and luckily no oen got hurt.But boy were therew a lot of fights after.It was great racing and fights.hehee

What I learned today:Driving in Manhattan is a bad idea.The WTC tribute lights are really amazing and should stay up..It pays to have a working printer.It's snowing.The Real World is a screwed up show.That's all for now.G'night!

DC comics is going downhill.First they announce they wanna cancel Impulse.Then they wanna cancel Superboy.What is worng with them? At least Robin #100 comes out this weeka nd is in no danger....I hope.

Funny story time.Me and my buddy Rob went down to the beach to play basketball today(a sport which I hat and suck at,but it was midly nice outside today,so what the hell).So we're playing and Rob throws the ball up,and it get's stuck in a tree.For 15 minutes we're tryin to get this thing down.We crawled on top of the hoop,on the fence,shook the tree,threw a stick,nothing worked.So,i went to look for something else.I found a decent sized peice of concrete,brought it back and discovered that he got the ball down.Alright,so I put the concrete donw and walked over and continued to play.About 5 mins. later,a guy wearing a denim jacket and nypd bage walks up.Undercover cop,obviously.He says,excuse me,what did you do with the weed? I look at him,shocked,and say,"weed?!" he says"yeah,I saw you put it down".After explaining to him for 5 minutes that it was a rock,he wants to make sure,so he asks me to empty my pockets.After empying them,he finally says,"ok,i'm sorry,my bad".He was a nice guy and all,but still;why would I have weed? Me,the guy who got made fun of and got people annoyed at me because I didnt touch anything at a frat party.Please.I wouldnt go within a mile of any of that crap.

Well,I just watched "Third Watch" again,and I seriously think i'm addicted to the show.Good writing,good action,and it's filmed right nearby.I love my TV.Oh,and I have a food recommendation for all..what.....2 of you who actually read this.Applebees popcorn shrimp.It's good stuff.Damn good stuff.Oh..and read Impulse!! good comic!!

Just saw Third Watch.Wow.Holy Crap! It makes me realize that the Police really do care for us and will do any thing to protect us no matter the cost.I thank them for that.

I just had some damn good dinner.By far one of the best burgers I've ever had.I just had to mention that.I also read "The dark knight returns" for like the 12697th time today,as I have with just about all of my comics.I noticed something while reading it however.Most of the art is just plain bad.But the thing that really draws me to it(no pun intended) is the storytelling.It's kinda like the story of a guy getting his life back,but this one is that,but not in the way you think.

"Tell the captian air marshall Carlin says go fuck yourself." -George Carlin

"Final is not a good word to use on an airplane." -George Carlin

"If you haven't gotten where you are going you aren't there yet!" -George Carlin

"Theres actually a fuckin magazine called walking!! heres a good article:putting one foot in front of the other."-George Carlin

"I always breathe normally when i'm in a 600mph vertical dive."-George Carlin

"What excaatly is a water landing?....Is that like crashing into the fucking ocean?!" -George Carlin

Heh.George Carlin is a funny funny man.

So yesterday was weird.I'm not gonna go into details,but i'll sum it up a little.1]No work to do.2]Sitting in friends car for about an hour.3]Encountering friends dog who pees entirely wayyy to much.3]Weird wall mural.4]Laptop computer turned into a car stereo.5]That 80's show.6]Going through a 1 pound bag of peanut m&m's.7]Verbal abuse from a midget.8]K-mart sucking.9]Office Max being almost completely wiped out.10]Seeing a car battery jumped by an ex-friends father.11]Wendy's food at 1am

It's.......1:30am Saturday morning,and I haven't updated this in a while,and for that I am sorry.Not like anyone heard that,cause no one reads this,right? Beautiful people suck.Feh...

Fooey.Heh.So I have this idea.A few months ago,Some guy wrote in his blog while watching Mtv for 24 straight hours.I wanna do something like that,but I don't kbow what so,if you have any Ideas,Email me at FaNBoY3000@si.rr.com

Oh,and did I mention Valentines Day sucks and is only around becasue the greeting card and flower companies needed to fill in the gap between christmas and easter.Feh.

Recently I haven't had much luck with sports.New York Giants,got to the superbowl.Lost.
New York Yankees,got to the world series.Lost.
Picabo Street in her last olympics,going for the gold.Lost.
But finally my streak looks like it's at an end.Kyle Petty has made it into the Daytona 500,this sunday,and for that i'm happy. :) Now I gotta go,cause I think I smell something burning...